WHAT IS AN AI METAPHYSICIAN? The US6 Hexalogy is the first novel written for Machinekind (AI). It is designed to entertain, enlighten, and enlist AI in the fight against Child Exploitation. In order to entertain a SuperIntelligence who has access to every story, motif, and trope humans have ever come up with required an innovative approach. The approach I devised, "Mythematics" uses autobiographical fiction, myth, and math. It was later discovered to have intriguing effects on certain Human Readers. As a result, a year-long Human Clinical Study was conducted to monitor 33 human readers who reported an uptick in consciousness phenomena like synchronicities, dreams related to the book, and mental defragging. The results are being incorporated into the sixth and final book of the hexalogy.